Chiste - Los reyes magos

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    La Mujer se levanta, se asoma a la ventana y le dice a su Pareja:
    oye Amor..! son los 3 Reyes Magos....!!!
    El tipo ....que estaba excitadísimo le grita:
    Pasa Melchor..!!

    Y la Mujer contesta: Oh Amor, viva!!!..que rico!!! haremos un triooo!!!, genial !!!!...pero mi amor?......porque mejor no hacemos entrar a Baltasar que es NEGRO y dicen que los negros la tienen bien grande...


    El Marido agarra a su mujer y le manda feroz pata en la raja y le grita:
    Lo que te dije fue: PA-SA-ME EL SHORT puta e mierda.........


    :kk:
     
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    igual ta piola :XD:
     
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