Virgen esa noche

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  1. mastermilan

    mastermilan Usuario Casual nvl. 2
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    En su fiesta de despedida de soltero, un tipo se emborracha y tiene un accidente en su miembro con una puerta. Lo llevan de
    emergencia a un
    hospital y el médico decide entablillarlo.

    Al día siguiente, en la noche de bodas, la esposa le dice:
    ¡Mi amor, me conserve virgen para ti!
    Entonces el marido se destapa y dice:
    ¡Mira, mi amor, está sin desempacar!


    salu2 ::portalnet::
    agradece o ..putea
     
  2. peskao

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    wekajs xd
     
  3. »EddiєTєc

    »EddiєTєc Usuario Maestro nvl. 6 ★ ★ ★ ★
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    -.-
    fome
    se agradce =
     
  4. Orphen22

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    wena se agradece xD
     
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    '=?????????????? No ckhe
     
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    fomeke socio ... - __ -'
     
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    fome la wea, igual se agradece
     
  8. gen_uc

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    wn fome cuek
     
  9. Matias_manriquez1988

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    eeee nada que decir!!
     
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    esta piola la wea
     
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    no seeee, no see
     
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    eemmm ya..
    saludos