****************oracion de una mujer*******************

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  1. cextorre

    cextorre Invitado
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    Querido Dios: Hasta ahora mi día fue bueno.
    - No estuve chusmeando;
    - No perdí la paciencia;
    - No fui codiciosa, sarcástica, malhumorada, aburrida ni irónica;
    - Controlé mi tensión pre menstrual;
    - No reclamé;
    - No maldije;
    - No grité;
    - No tuve ataques de celos;
    - No comí chocolate;
    - Tampoco usé mi tarjeta de crédito, ni di cheques voladores;
    Perooooooooo........
    pido tu protección, Señor, porque estoy por levantarme de la cama
    en cualquier momento!!!!!..........................................::DX::
     
    #1 cextorre, Dec 11, 2011
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  2. ildesquisiado

    ildesquisiado Usuario Casual nvl. 2
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    Ummmmm, eliminalo antes q te puteen
     
    #2 ildesquisiado, Dec 11, 2011
  3. kurte

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    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ ta weno sl2 jajajajajaj
     
    #3 kurte, Dec 11, 2011
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    jajajaja xd!
    igual me hizo reir jajaj
     
    #4 DreaGa, Dec 11, 2011
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    +1 post
     
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    jajajaja =me rei!!
     
    #7 kevlar, Apr 25, 2012
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    jjajajajjaja piola
     
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    jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaj
     
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    no me gusto fome...:candado::candado:
     
    #10 NANITAX-XX, Jul 9, 2013
  11. donmac

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    akjkjakja fome
     
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    ajajajjaja q wena!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jajajajaj
     
    #12 FIDEL_SF, Jul 10, 2013
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