Top ten de frases chistosas XD *

Discussion in 'Cementerio De Temas' started by *walo, Apr 5, 2010.

  1. *walo

    *walo Usuario Habitual nvl.3 ★
    187/244

    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2009
    Messages:
    12,112
    Likes Received:
    11

    “No al paro”…………………………………….Un cardiaco.

    “Me choca la gente que no da la cara”………………….Anónimo.

    “Tengo nervios de acero”…………………………….Robocop.

    “Devuélvanme mi capa”…………………………….El ozono.

    “Levantaré los caídos y oprimiré los grandes”………………Un brassiere.

    “Me las pagarás”………Fondo monetario internacional.

    “Tengo todos mis hijos de apellido distinto”………………. Sr. Carlos Distinto.

    “Si hay algo que me revienta son los alfileres”……………………..Un globo.

    “Mi padre es un viejo, rabo verde”…………………….Hulk.

    “En mi casa nos llevamos a patadas”………………….Bruce Lee.


    :eek:


    :plaf:


    Algo de humor blanco jajajaja !

    saludos


    ::portalnet::
     
  2. perrochico

    perrochico Usuario Casual nvl. 2
    37/41

    Joined:
    Apr 21, 2009
    Messages:
    3,422
    Likes Received:
    7
  3. ~Cynthia.

    ~Cynthia. Usuario Casual nvl. 2
    37/41

    Joined:
    Dec 4, 2009
    Messages:
    2,142
    Likes Received:
    6
    jajajajaj estan buenas xD
     
  4. acefrehley

    acefrehley Usuario Casual nvl. 2
    37/41

    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2009
    Messages:
    4,658
    Likes Received:
    19
    kjsad piola :)
     
  5. GRINDERGORE

    GRINDERGORE Usuario Casual nvl. 2
    86/163

    Joined:
    May 2, 2009
    Messages:
    5,700
    Likes Received:
    0
    Ahi varios wenos, se agradece
     
  6. nerds

    nerds Usuario Casual nvl. 2
    97/163

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2009
    Messages:
    4,983
    Likes Received:
    93
    wena csm
     
  7. Belu:*

    Belu:* Usuario Nuevo nvl. 1
    6/41

    Joined:
    Apr 5, 2010
    Messages:
    74
    Likes Received:
    0
    ahjsjakhs piola c:
     
  8. Eskapaden

    Eskapaden Usuario Habitual nvl.3 ★
    187/244

    Joined:
    Feb 11, 2010
    Messages:
    11,610
    Likes Received:
    5
    aplica pozo wn fome








    na wn tan buenos :)
     
  9. elementor

    elementor Usuario Casual nvl. 2
    36/41

    Joined:
    Feb 23, 2009
    Messages:
    2,113
    Likes Received:
    0
    jajajajajaja tan wenas jajajajaj
     
  10. Sergioo Andrees !

    Sergioo Andrees ! Usuario Maestro nvl. 6 ★ ★ ★ ★
    687/812

    Joined:
    Nov 9, 2008
    Messages:
    74,021
    Likes Received:
    12
    pero creo que ya estaban xD
     
  11. 79 kundalini 79

    79 kundalini 79 Usuario Casual nvl. 2
    37/41

    Joined:
    Dec 20, 2009
    Messages:
    1,290
    Likes Received:
    3
    “Tengo todos mis hijos de apellido distinto”………………. Sr. Carlos Distinto.
    notable xd
    se agradece

     
  12. Mr. X

    Mr. X Usuario Habitual nvl.3 ★
    187/244

    Joined:
    May 15, 2009
    Messages:
    33,408
    Likes Received:
    9
    mmmm piola