Suicida....

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  1. Undertree

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    Un policía ve a una chica a punto de saltar de un puente...
    El policía se detiene y le pregunta:

    - Qué diablos estás haciendo?

    - Voy a suicidarme! El policía piensa unos segundos y le dice:

    - Me puedes dar un beso antes de saltar? Entonces le da un largo, mojado apasionado y sabroso beso en la boca...

    - El policía le dice: Fue el mejor beso que me han dado en toda mi vida.

    Y luego le pregunta:

    - Por qué te quieres matar mi amor?........... a lo q ella contesta:

    - Porque mis padres no aceptan que me vista de mujer!

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    #1 Undertree, Mar 5, 2015
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    Shi agradece que no alcanzo a ponerlo jajajaajajajjaja
     
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