[Noticia] nuevo disco de DARKTHRONE se llamará "Underground Resistance" 16/07/2012

Yo lei por ahi, que el vocal de Entombed es transportista de niños invalidos que van algo asi como la Teleton, y el vocal o bajista de Sadus trabajaba en una empresa metalurgica onda con metales hirviendo como a 1000° y toda esa weas brigidas...

 

EL MITO QUE EXISTIA SOBRE MORTIIS EN LOS 90S ERA LA RAJA,SOBRE SUS CIRUGIAS PLASTICAS,QUE VIVIA EN UN CASTILLO SIN ELECTRICIDAD,TV,QUE TENIA SEXO CON LOBOS,QUE SE UNTABA EXCREMENTO EN SU CUERPO Y SALIA A LOS BOSQUES DESNUDO ETC,ETC,PERO COMO DICE BULLDOZER SON IGUAL QUE UNO NO MAS AUNQUE LOS WNES DE BLASPHEMY!!!!! NOTABLE

 

jajajaja cuando era chico leia cada wea de Mortiis ctm jajajajjaa, ese wn ahora hace unas weas electronicas ultra punchi punchi

 

Mortiis ql hace buenos discos ctm... con vond hizo unos discos mas cercanos al dark ambient y a lo depresivo. El selvmord tiene un sonido k ya lo kisieran estos newbies de bandas DSBM y solo con algunos loops locos





Es mito k el ql se opero; de hecho creo k es wn k sale en esta portada si el loco solo se disfrazaba para el personaje de troll

 

Lo chistoso del disco de Vond es que el título significa "Suicidio", pero el hueón simula un homicidio.

Hubo un tiempo en que compré la hueá de que el hueón se había operado, habiendo cada hueón loco en el Metal, jaja.

O el mito de que King Diamond era un cura que había perdido a su amante y había abjurado de su religión y se había puesto Rey Diamante para ir en contra de los curas cristianos que pregonaban la humildad y el voto de pobreza, jaja.

 

AQUI ENCONTRE LOS MITOS DE MORTIIS:

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These are comments are bullshit that we've found around the internet - they remain as a testament to the rubbish people write because of the anonimity of the internet...

* Mortiis lives in a castle in Norway.
* Mortiis has had plastic surgery to look the way he does.
* Mortiis stabbed his mother to death.
* Mortiis is a raving alcoholic and drug-user.
* Mortiis died and came back from the dead.
* Mortiis is married.
* Mortiis can't drink.
* Mortiis is not human.
* Mortiis and friends sacrifice animals in the forest.
* Someone was sadistically murdered in the house he lives in.
* Mortiis is a king on the dance floor.
* Mortiis OD'ed and had to be resuscitated back to life.
* Mortiis eats children.
* Mortiis has joined Danny Glover in his quest to stop rascist cab drivers.
* Mortiis keeps wolves as pets.
* Mortiis has sex with wolves.
* Mortiis has been asked to use his nose in a porno movie.
* Mortiis has been asked to be in a Disney film.
* Mortiis and Sarah Jezebel Deva are the same person.
* Mortiis has been involved in inticement to suicide.
* Vond sings on The Stargate.
* Mortiis' nose falls off during live shows.
* Mortiis looks just like Blix from Legend, only taller.
* Mortiis' music is bad, because he uses make-up.
* Mortiis gave birth to someone's grandmother.
* Mortiis is supposed to be a Scandinavian troll.
* The Stargate is so bad, everyone displays universal disguist for it.
* Mortiis was involved in the Norwegian train crash that took some 30 lives (coincidentally, another passenger was alledgedly saved by aliens).
* Mortiis lives in a cave & plays buttmetal .
* Mortiis sounds like 80´ies goth ala Bauhaus with bad costumes.
* Mortiis is a real no talent moron
* Mortiis was voted sexiest man in Norway
* Mortiis left Emperor in the end of 91, because his mother wouldn`t let him play in a black metal band (taken from an insanely erroneous Emperor fan-site).
* Mortiis´ real name is Bobo Trinkles.
* Mortiis has 13 toes.
* Mortiis has a cat named Elisabeth Bathory.
* Mortiis plays electronic folk music
* Mortiis had to leave Emperor because he is a troll.
* Mortiis had his ears stolen and had to do the show without them.
* Mortiis saw himself dead in a dream and from that dream he recreated the image of himself he saw.
* When you say Mortiis five times in front of a mirror, he appears with his army of trolls and slay the living! [/TD]
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Mortiis can't drink.
* Mortiis is not human.
* Mortiis and friends sacrifice animals in the forest.
* Someone was sadistically murdered in the house he lives in.
* Mortiis is a king on the dance floor.
* Mortiis OD'ed and had to be resuscitated back to life.
* Mortiis eats children.
* Mortiis has joined Danny Glover in his quest to stop rascist cab drivers.
* Mortiis keeps wolves as pets.
* Mortiis has sex with wolves.
* Mortiis has been asked to use his nose in a porno movie.
* Mortiis has been asked to be in a Disney film.
* Mortiis and Sarah Jezebel Deva are the same person.
* Mortiis has been involved in inticement to suicide.
* Vond sings on The Stargate.
* Mortiis' nose falls off during live shows.
* Mortiis looks just like Blix from Legend, only taller.
* Mortiis' music is bad, because he uses make-up.
* Mortiis gave birth to someone's grandmother.
* Mortiis is supposed to be a Scandinavian troll.

 

Bienvenido a la realidad de MTD, haces un tema de que las manzanas estan caras y todos te opinan de las papas...

 

Mortiis no es humano ajajajajajajajajaja lo maximo.

 

Interesante eso sobre los empleos de los hueones más TRVES jajajajaj especialmente de Gezol de Sabbat, pero eso es lo mínimo de japón, a mi ese país se me cayo con cuática cuando supe que la Homosexualidad era Legal D;!

Yo tengo unas copuchas sobre la scena Chilena notables pero aunque me tilden de cuentero,mentiroso y hueas nicagando las digo, son bien notables y reveladoras.

 

La verdad a nadie le interesa comearena y la ctm ¡¡¡