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  • Good morning, the Worm, your honour
    The crown will plainly show
    the prisoner who now stands before you
    was caught red handed showing feelings,
    Showing feelings of an almost human nature.
    This will not do...

    CALL THE SCHOOLMASTER

    I always said he'd come to no good,
    in the end, your honour.
    If they'd let me have my way
    I could have flayed him into shape.
    But my hands were tied,
    the bleeding hearts and artists
    let him get away with murder.
    Let me hammer him today.

    Crazy, toys in the attic, I am crazy
    Truly gone fishing
    They must have taken my marbles away
    Crazy, toys in the attic, he is crazy

    You little shit, you're in it.
    Now I hope they throw away the key.
    You should talked to me more often than you did,
    but no! You had to go your own way.
    Have you broken any homes up lately?
    Just five minutes, Worm, your honour,
    him and me alone

    Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe
    Come to mother baby, let me hold you in my arms
    M'Lord I never wanted him to get in any trouble
    Why'd he ever have to leave me
    Worm, your honour, let me take him home

    Crazy, over the rainbow, I am crazy
    Bars in the window
    There must have been a door there in the wall
    .....when I came in
    Crazy, over the rainbow, he is crazy

    The evidence before the court is
    Incontrovertible, there's no need for the jury to retire.
    In all my years of judging I have never heard before
    of someone more deserving of the full penalty of law.
    The way you made them suffer,
    your exquisite wife & mother
    Fills me with an urge to defecate.
    Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fear
    I sentence you to be exposed before your peers

    Tear down the wall !! (8)

    :cafe:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vixfl54G7c

    Sometimes in the back of my mind
    I feel like something struck me blind
    Blind to the path
    Leading out of the forest
    Losing my grip
    I slip into the darkness
    Searching for a trace of serenity
    I find myself dwelling
    In my own self pity
    Either going up or coming down
    Can I be the king
    Or must I be the clown

    Let me tell you something about myself
    I got problems only I can tell
    Please listen to me I don't want to be
    Confused anymore

    I'll start today just feeling fine
    In reality my sanity is on the line
    Why can't life flow nice and easy
    It's hard when happiness
    Is there tease me

    Try to find fun for a brief escape
    Someone save me before it's too late
    Tell me not to listen
    To the voices in my head
    Balancing factors I could use instead

    Let me tell you something about myself
    I got problems only I can tell
    Please listen to me I don't want to be
    Confused anymore

    Who controls the matter
    Of circumstance
    Make my move and leave the
    Rest up tho chance
    Take my hand I'll lead you to a faraway
    Place my friend and there
    Forever we can say (8)

    :carrete:
    Ayer me sali demasiado de la dieta, comi mucho y tomé mucho, para mi que subi todo lo que habia bajado jahjashas es el viernes
    Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
    Where have you been?
    It's alright we know where you've been.
    You've been in the pipeline, filling in time,
    Provided with toys and 'Scouting for Boys'.
    You bought a guitar to punish your ma,
    And you didn't like school, and you
    know you're nobody's fool,
    So welcome to the machine.

    Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
    What did you dream?
    It's alright we told you what to dream.
    You dreamed of a big star,
    He played a mean guitar,
    He always ate in the Steak Bar.
    He loved to drive in his Jaguar.
    So welcome to the Machine... (8)

    :paranoico:
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