This was a triumph!
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS!
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction...
Aperture Science, We do what we must, because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying, till you run out of Cake
And the science gets done, And you make a neat gun
for the people who are Still Alive
I'm not even angry...
I'm being so sincere right now...
Even though you broke my heart... And killed me
And tore me to pieces, And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now, these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of Beta, We're releasing on time!
So I'm GLaD, I got burned, Think of all the things we learned -
for the people who are Still Alive